Janine Ashbless

I'm a writer of erotic fiction, mostly of a paranormal/fantasy bent. Welcome to my Blog! Adults only please ... you know the drill. All commenters welcome. All text copyright Janine Ashbless unless otherwise stated.

Sunday, 19 May 2013

This is getting to be a serious problem

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Posted by Janine Ashbless at 11:41

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2 comments:

Jo said...: Time to go on retreat again?; 19 May 2013 at 11:46
Janine Ashbless said...: YES!!; 19 May 2013 at 13:14

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Janine Ashbless: Erotic fiction writing: it's not as wild and glamorous as you think. I spend a lot of time trying to keep my semicolons under control; I love the little beggars, but no one else does. I also worry about hyphenation - Blow-job? Blow job? Blowjob? - and am addicted to Spider Solitaire.

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Red Grow the Roses

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Heart of Flame

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