This was the song Mr Ashbless picked for our wedding a decade back. We've been together 25 years this week! It sort of blows my mind. That's nearly as old as some of my sweaters!
Anyway, I know that you will naturally be clamouring for me to share the vast wisdom I have accumulated upon the subject of maintaining relationships. After due consideration, I have distilled my hard-won knowledge into the following step-by-step Guide to Being with Someone:
- Don't be a dick.
- Pick someone who isn't a dick.
- Don't try to change each other.
And there you go. Easy, huh?
Tune in next week, when I will be bringing peace to the Middle East.