It's not just makeup and pretty clothes, of course. It's...
- monogamy, and slut-shaming women who aren't inclined to it
- complaining about my problems but then getting angry if someone suggests an actual solution
- telling all about my partners' private sexual habits and shortcomings to female friends whose business it most certainly isn't
- nail art (WHY??!)
- regarding men as ridiculous, malleable fools
- the colour pink
- Loose Women (the daytime TV show)
- chick-lit and misery-memoirs
You know, I think I'm better off not being a girl. I'll just stick to having a vagina and stuff.