Sunday, 24 January 2010

Things to Say During Sex




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Bleurgh ... I've got 5 hours motorway driving to do today. Maybe I'll be able to come up with a title for my new story.

But at least I'll get to see Mr Ashbless tonight.
:-)

5 comments:

neve black said...

Fabulous. Don't. Drive. Too. Fast...trying to get to the Mr. Ashbless destination. :-)

Janine Ashbless said...

I was a bit bad - did it in 4.5 hours. With two greyhounds cross-legged in the back because we didn't stop...

Craig Sorensen said...

Love the chart!

Glad you got there safe and that the Greyhounds held it in...

Jo said...

Oh, ahahhahahahaha.

I loved the bottom line. And then Hello Vicar.

And then I saw 'Who's your abusive stepfather?' which is the best worse thing to say ever and I'm I'm still laughing uncontrollably, with tears.

God.

Knowing people who HAD abusive
stepfathers just makes that more hysterically wrong.

Beth said...

Actually, saying "Hail Satan" isn't that bad - but only if it's with Black Metallers that still think burning churches down is cool.