Friday, 20 December 2013

I'm torn between two guys

Two dwarves to be precise.
Kili? Or Thorin?


Or Kili?

Oh, the agony of indecision!
Legolas? Nah, he's the one I'd have fancied when I was eighteen. Grown out of that!


Kat Black said...

I'd suggest you go with Thorin - because there won't be much left of Kili by the time I've finished with him ;)

Jo said...

Kili because he was also Mitchell and therefore has bonus vampy hobbit points. But surely 2 dwarves = 1 human, height-wise, so you get to have both?

As a friend of mine once memorably said, 'I wouldn't mind a dwarf in bed. He'd be just the right height.'

Janine Ashbless said...

I won't argue with you, Kat! there you go, my dilema solved, hee hee.

Jo, I think Thorin's supposed to be 5'2" ... which makes me just about the right height to look him in the eye ;-)

Janine Ashbless said...

I'm guessing Kili will be lots of fun in bed but Thorin will be more ... focused.

Jo said...

I think he'd be a selfish lover, J.

Wait. 5'2? That's not crotch level! Disappointing!

Chris said...

I've been looking ahead and I'd advise you not to get too attached to either of them...

Having said that, it's always possible that they'll conflate Kili and Dain and give the character an out.

Janine Ashbless said...

They're dooooooomed ... which only makes them hotter, Chris.