|Nothing important happened after this, right?|
The wet trousers thing is preceeded by the bit where he bursts in and rescues the doomed oil-rig guys, and he's all beardy and hairy-chested and shirtless and HE'S ON FECKIN' FIRE, and it was the most stupid, glorious, wonderful, Bad Romance Cover moment that I wanted to stand up and cheer:
|Man of steel, hair of asbestos|
Then he went and got a shave and started to look like Superman, and suddenly I lost all interest. Either because he has a weird boney jaw, or I hate side-partings, or I'm just a sad facial-hair-fetishist. Who can say?
Still, I will always have the behind-the-scenes shots:
And the weird propaganda workout video:
That Zack Snyder... he has facial hair too. Hmmmm.
Goddamn, I'm a sick woman.