It was the Best Song in the World (not)

One of the cultural highlights of our Silk Road holiday was attending the World Nomad Games closing ceremony ... which was quite a lot like Eurovision circa 1978, tbh.

I will leave you to picture our incredulous faces as camp German popband Dschinghis Khan came on - in fake leather mini-skirts - in front of a crowd of nomad-descended, ex-Soviet nationals,  to perform their Eurohits "I'm a Rocking Son of Genghis Khan" and "Moscow".

The crowd bloody loved it 😂😂😂