"The Rudest Fountain in England"

I went with my sister's family to see Bolsover Castle in Derbyshire, possibly one of the finest landmarks visible from the M1. 

Thin pickings in my eternal hunt for naughty historical art, would you imagine? But NO - it turns out that the Venus Fountain is the courtyard is the Rudest in the Country 😈

(I honestly did not know this in advance. But it drew me like a magnet. I have smut-radar.)

It's not just the nude Venus on top, or the four little boys peeing non-stop for all eternity...

And TBH I'm not sure if this cherub is riding a swan, shagging it, or just has a Furry knob...

But I'm on more solid ground with the Monster Cock ;-)