|Semiramis by Eliseo Tuderte Fattorini (1830-1887)|
Have you heard of the legendary warrior queen Semiramis? No?
She used to be a very rich subject for artists, but she's sort of vanished from popular culture now.
|Pierre Bellet: Semiramida (1892)|
Demetre Chiparus (1886-1947): Semiramis
She's based on the historical figure of Shammuramat, who ruled the Assyrian Empire as regent for her son, in the 9th century BCE.
|Semiramis depicted in De Claris Mulieribus (15th Century)|
However, Semiramis the mythical/artistic figure is larger than life in every way! There are many (conflicting) legends about her; she was the daughter of the water-goddess Atargatis, was abandoned at birth and fed by doves until adopted by a shepherd (in standard heroic style).
|Semiramis by Cesare Saccaggi (1868-1934)|
So Semiramis became de-facto ruler of the Assyrian Empire, which is about as big a game of thrones as you can win. She rebuilt Babylon and created the famous Hanging Gardens.
|Degas: Semiramis building Babylon (1861)|
|Semiramis Called to War (1637) by Jacques Stella|
Semiramis accumulated a lot of scurrulous legends too, because powerful women are inevitably objects of discomfort and gossip. She is said to have invented the practice of castrating boys to make eunuch slaves. She is said to have taken a new lover every night and had them executed in the morning to make sure they didn't get ambitious.
She is said to have had incestuous relations with her son, the prince Ninius!
She got the hots for an Armenian king called Arar the Beautiful, and demanded that he shag her. When he refused, she went to war. He died on the battlefield and she had his body brought back to her palace for ... private contemplation. Then she told his people that the gods had brought him back to life, so no hard feelings, right?
|Semiramis staring at the corpse of Ara the Beautiful, Vardges Sureniants 1860-1921|
She lived to a ripe old age and never lost a battle, but upon returning from conquering the armies of the Indus (her cunning tactics having included fake elephants), she was murdered by her own son, the only man she thought she could trust ... because children are ungrateful shits.
|Augusto Valli: Semiramis dying on Nino's tomb (1893)|
|Semiramide, Act 1|
Oh ... she may still be with us. It upsets some among the paranoid religious right that Lady Liberty is officially based on depictions of Semiramis.