Friday, 8 October 2010


Hey - did you know, I'm available on iTunes? To be precise, if you go to and type in Cruel Enchantment, the whole unabridged collection of filthy short stories comes up as an audiobook download in the right hand column. For £8.95 you can hear every one of my crazed words read out (it lasts almost 9 hours!) by Gracie Lockhart who has, as a friend said, "a delicious RP accent." I do hope she had throat sweets to hand!

I only found this out because Richard sent me the most fabulous e-mail:

I’ve just listened to Cruel Enchantment on Itunes audiobooks – it was just dazzlingly brilliant. I loved every story and was completely spellbound. This is by far the best erotic fiction I have come across. The narrator was excellent. It’s rare to find intelligent erotic literature that is expertly descriptive and evokes the imagination through appropriate and often surprising similes. Your stories are a journey, not just an obvious and predictable destination.

Cruel Enchantment is also available as an audio download for $7.49 from Audible

Huge thanks to Richard, and I'm only sorry there aren't more of my works available in this medium. Though I have to tell you guys that I can't really recommend listening to erotica whilst, say, driving ... Well, let's just say - it wouldn't improve my driving standards.


Jo said...
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Jo said...

Second try, minus typo:

That's a job I'd like. I could be the Stephen Fry of audio erotica, as it were.

Danielle's got an excerpt of one of his (best selling!) audio stories on his website (which for some strange reason he doesn't link to on his blog)but her reader-lady has the BEST voice.

I take issue with that picture though - why does he get all the fun?

Janine Ashbless said...

That's true - they need an iPod with a double headphone set!

Emerald said...

What a fabulous, delightful email—congratulations, Janine!!

And I for one would love to hear some audio erotica by Jo. :)

Beth said...

Blimey! That'd be just the thing to listen to at work...