|Clue: they sell glasses of Port in the street|
.... terrifyingly whizzy trams....
|The one time we rode on one, it was so overcrowded the suspension broke and we were all thrown off|
.... the best custard pies IN THE WORLD ...
... steampunk architecture ...
|The Elevador de Santa Justa|
|And this is them tightening the bolts by hand, I kid you not.|
We went on a fabulous Segway tour - dodging the potholes, waiters and aforementioned trams:
And we saw some amazing churches ...
... and statues:
But mostly we ate egg-based pastries:
|Aprox one day's supply of custard pies for Ashbless|
|90% egg-yolk, at a guess|
Did I find a corpse? YOU BET I DID:
|What's a library without mummies?|
|Tour leader: it's a shit job, but someone has to do it...|
But let's face it, you cannot knock a nation who are that good at custard pies.