In my short story collection Dark Enchantment there is one (perhaps my favourite) called The Red Thread, which is all about Theseus and Ariadne and the Minotaur. Blogger and writer Billierosie really liked that story too (you can read her Amazon review here) and we exchanged some e-mails on the subject. The upshot is that she has tried her own hand at writing an erotic story based on the Minotaur theme. It's called The Bull, it's about how the Minotaur was conceived by his mother Pasiphae and you can read it on her blog as of this weekend. Careful now - it is a dark story which conforms to all the mythic details, so not for the faint-hearted or easily offended.I'm a writer of erotic fiction, mostly of a paranormal/fantasy bent. Welcome to my Blog! Adults only please ... you know the drill. All commenters welcome. All text copyright Janine Ashbless unless otherwise stated.
Sunday, 15 November 2009
The Bull
In my short story collection Dark Enchantment there is one (perhaps my favourite) called The Red Thread, which is all about Theseus and Ariadne and the Minotaur. Blogger and writer Billierosie really liked that story too (you can read her Amazon review here) and we exchanged some e-mails on the subject. The upshot is that she has tried her own hand at writing an erotic story based on the Minotaur theme. It's called The Bull, it's about how the Minotaur was conceived by his mother Pasiphae and you can read it on her blog as of this weekend. Careful now - it is a dark story which conforms to all the mythic details, so not for the faint-hearted or easily offended.Saturday, 14 November 2009
Biffy Clyro
I was originally going to post something completely different, but then I came across this music video and it made me so happy that I had to share it. I mean - PIRATES! - and a beardy sweaty cute Scot! What is there not to like? Even the song's alright. Biffy Clyro are currently poised to be the Next Big Thing here, I gather, and have a new album out.
BTW there's nothing wrong with your sound settings - the video opens in silence.
Thursday, 12 November 2009
Feeling Xcited
Okay, so I don't imagine anyone is terribly surprised to hear that I've started subbing short stories to Xcite books. I'm not the only poor distressed ex-Black Lace author to follow Adam Nevill to pastures new!
My first ever Xcite short, Shot to the Heart, has been accepted for Sex, Love and Valentines, which is due out in the UK in January 2010 - just in time for Valentine's day, of course. It's a story about shopping for lingerie, and the mischief that can lead to. (OMG I've written a sex 'n' shopping story! What is happening to me??) Nor am I the only BL name to appear between those covers: I have it from the horse's mouth that Justine Elyot, Charlotte Stein, Shanna Germain and Primula Bond are also featured within. Anyone else I should know about?(Not meaning to reignite an old argument, I'm actually happier writing for anthologies where male authors are not excluded.)
Oh - just a reminder that the Misbehaviour anthology (which includes my messy story The Icing on the Cake) is available now from Amazon.com! Short excerpt here.
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Fairy Tale Lust
It's been a month for short stories - writing them and having them accepted. It's makes me very happy to announce that I have a short story called Sleep Tight coming out in Fairy Tale Lust, edited by Kristina Wright. It's due out in Spring 2010 from Cleis, and this is my first time writing for Kristina and her first time editing an anthology. (This is a totally separate fairy-tale anthology from Alison's Wonderland, btw, also due out in May 2010. Hooray, hooray, fairy tales are back!)
Sleep Tight is a contemporary riff on Sleeping Beauty. I shall say no more about it at the moment!
I don't know the official lineup of authors yet, but on the grapevine it seems that I'm sharing this pleasure with such a lovely familiar group of writers that it feels like I'm off to the sort of party where we'll stay up all night talking: Craig J Sorensen, Charlotte Stein, Jeremy Edwards, Justine Elyot, Saskia Walker, Alana Noel Voth, Shanna Germain and Dayle Dermatis, among others. What a book!
Monday, 9 November 2009
Eyecandy Monday
Happy Eyecandy Monday once more - and a special welcome to anyone who found their way here via Filament magazine. This nekkid manflesh is for you!
(Filament has been sending round an e-mail circular which has a direct link to my review of Issue #2)
I've quite a lot of happy news this week, but my happiest is that Mr Ashbless is back home after 4 weeks training in the US. He fell in love with the San Francisco area a bit, I think! He got to see giant redwoods and sharks and a haunted house too, so I am totally envious. But smiley.
Friday, 6 November 2009
Heart of Flame cover art competition
Sharpen your pencils and boot up Photoshop - my Arabian Nights romantic adventure novel Heart of Flame is approaching publication as an e-book and I need YOU to create me a cover.
Yes, CatScratch Press have launched a competition to find cover art for my book - and I get to choose the winner! And if that's you, then you'll be paid $175 for use of your work. Honestly, I'm more excited than a whole carload of Labrador Retrievers on their way to the beach.
The competition rules (format, legal etc) are over at the CatScratch blog, but I'm taking the opportunity here to give you some ideas for inspiration. A cover is a vital part of a book - fairly or unfairly, sales are made on the strength of it, so it needs to be intriguing and attractive and to reflect the contents. Whether abstract or iconic or a detailed painting, this cover must say Arabian Nights to the reader.
Here's the plot summary:
Taqla, a young sorceress disguised as a man, has been hired to assist handsome Rafiq on a dangerous quest. Ahleme, known as "the most beautiful woman in the world", has been kidnapped by Yazid, a rebellious djinn, who plans to coerce her into becoming the mother of his child. Taqla and Rafiq must find Ahleme before this child - this abomination - can be conceived.
As the unlikely pair race across the desert, a dangerous encounter with ghouls strips Taqla's magical disguise away, leaving both her face and her emotions bare to Rafiq's scrutiny. Burdened by this unwelcome revelation, the two struggle to continue their quest, though their relationship grows more strained with each passing hour. It is only when Taqla is nearly killed that Rafiq begins to view her as something more than just a means to an end. Yet Taqla's past experiences and fear of being diminished by marriage cause her to remain aloof.
Will Taqla's fierce independence soften enough for her to see Rafiq through eyes less jaded? Or will their approaching battle with the djinn kill them both, rendering the argument moot?
The cover doesn't have to be complicated, just effective. This sort of thing works really well for a certain author.
Feeling ambitious and want to have a go at depicting the characters? Here are some of the pictures I used as inspiration when writing (although of course you may not manipulate these photos directly as they belong to other people), which may help you too. Click to enlarge.
Rafiq, my hero, is a merchant-traveller in the style of Sinbad. In fact, think Sinbad and you can't go wrong. He probably looks a bit rougher than this by a few chapters in! He wants to rescue and marry Ahleme and thus become heir to the Amir of Damascus. He's certainly not expecting to fall in love with a sorceress on the way...
Taqla, my heroine, is a sorceress. She has spent her whole life hiding this fact from the outside world, and when she ventures out from the safety of her home she shape-changes into male disguise. She agrees to help Rafiq in his quest much against her better judgment, but is terrified of letting him past her emotional defences. She has striking green eyes and wears many different rings, one on each finger.
Yazid the djinni is the antagonist of the story. He abducts Ahleme and wants to father a magical child on her; he has a fierce temper and an awful lot to learn about human women. His skin varies from white to blue depending on mood, and sometimes an ancient script can be seen tattooed on his skin. I had this TV genie in mind when I wrote him, only better-looking and with no beard.
Ahleme, the victim whose abduction kicks off all the action, is feted as the most beautiful woman in the known world. She's young and frightened and forced into a situation beyond her control. Will she be able to fend off Yazid's advances for long enough for her to get rescued? I haven't got a particular face in mind for Ahleme, but this one is in the right ballpark - she's half-Somali, half Arabic.
More ideas needed? The two main protagonists visit medieval Baghdad, the ghoul-haunted ruins of Ctesiphon, Bukhara, a huge swamp, several deserts (one of which is pale green) and the snow-covered mountains of Kashmir, and they ride a metallic silver horse across the surface of the sea. There's no magic carpet though!
I am happy to answer any questions here in the comments section about the novel's contents and details. But to enter you need to go to the catScratch blog where you will find formatting details and the address to send your art - don't send it direct to me.
So go on - Please! - Make me a cover! And if graphic art is not your thing, please pass the news on to friends who might be interested.
Closing Date is 2nd December, Midnight CST
xxx
Janine
Thursday, 5 November 2009
I have an Announcement
... to make on Friday. It's got me so excited I couldn't get to sleep last night - And I'm really hoping it will get some of you excited and inspired too. In fact I want to tell you right now, but I promised Friday and Friday it will be. I'll just have to squirm and twitch and grin to myself for another day.
So just make sure you swing by here on Friday 6th November, and bring any artistic friends you have with you, too!
So just make sure you swing by here on Friday 6th November, and bring any artistic friends you have with you, too!
Wednesday, 4 November 2009
The Affair - out now in the UK
Blow the trumpets and wave the flags one last time - this really is the last Black Lace anthology to be published in 2009/10 and possibly - we have no idea what's going to happen to the imprint - forever. The bright side is that it's available now in the UK and will be released in the US etc ... um ... sometime in the next couple of months. So buy it as a collector's item!
Subtitled A Black Lace Collection of Thrilling Assignations (yes, the Amazon picture is wrong, bless my soul), this anthology is themed around illicit relationships and features stories by Charlotte Stein, Portia Da Costa, Shanna Germain, Rachel Kramer Bussel, Gwen Masters and Justine Elyot. Oh yes, and ME with my story The High Ground. Which is about two couples who know each other through their orienteering hobby.
Orienteering is officially the least sexy subject on the planet, according to the internet. I know this because when I put "sex orienteering" into my search engine (with NO filter) it didn't come up with any rude pictures for pages! Orienteering is strong enough to cancel out random porn!
Actually, there's not much running going on in The High Ground. The story is about Jill, who thinks her husband Dan is carrying on with her friend Fiona. So she goes and confides in Fiona's husband Miles, who is a cold 'n' scary lawyer and a fellow runner. The two hatch a plot to catch Dan and Fiona in flagrante. But things don't go quite as Jill expects...
‘You messed up my times that day,’ Miles said softly.
‘I’m sorry,’ I mumbled. I could feel the ghost of his eager cock in my empty palm.
‘You never...?’ His question hung on the air.
‘I love Dan,’ I said. ‘He’s my husband. I want to keep it that way.’
‘And he loves you. I promise you that. I know him, Jill.’
‘Then how could he do this?’ I demanded, the confusion bubbling up in my breast. ‘How is it that I’m not enough – that everything we have isn’t good enough for him?’
Miles shifted in his seat to face me. ‘Well,’ he said, so softly that if you didn’t know him you might even mistake it for gentleness; ‘I can understand, I guess.’
‘That’s horrible!’
‘I mean, I love Fiona, but that doesn’t mean that when I’m with you, Jill, I don’t feel the need – the very strong need - to wrap you around my cock.’
A jolt went through me, like electricity. ‘This is so not a good time,’ I whispered.
‘No?’ He lifted his fingers to my face, stroking my temple and the line of my cheek, brushing my lips softly with a touch like the feather of a fallen angel. I trembled under his caress as his fingertips dipped to my throat. Oh, I could so easily see him as an angel of sin: he was all cold fire and magnetic superiority. But I could see something else too, overlaying the first vision: the skinny ginger kid he must have been once, alone in the playground, far too clever for his own good. His voice was low and hypnotic. ‘Then when would be a good time for me to do this?’ he asked, leaning from his seat to kiss me.
Our lips were warm together. It was the Christmas kiss all over again, though inside me now as then the effect was rather more like Bonfire Night. For a moment it was almost chaste – then his tongue was on mine and everything was all heat and melting and yielding; my mouth opening to his, my breast quivering under the sweep of his fingers as he sought beneath the claret coloured fabric of my blouse for my heartbeat. A little whimper escaped my lips as he released me to draw breath. It was a helpless animal noise, the sort that cannot help but provoke the predator. He smiled.
‘I love Dan,’ I breathed. It was my mantra.
‘I know.’ His fingers deftly slipped the top button of my fitted grey waistcoat, the main barrier between him and my nipple; I wasn’t wearing a bra beneath that red blouse. ‘You love him, and you want to fuck me.’
The whole 2009 set of Black Lace anthologies is available now, and they all feature my stories:
The Affair - Pre-order at Amazon US : Buy at Amazon UK
Misbehaviour - Pre-order at Amazon US : Buy at Amazon UK
Liaisons - Buy at Amazon US : Buy at Amazon UK
Seduction - Buy at Amazon US : Buy at Amazon UK
Sexy Little Numbers - Buy at Amazon US : Buy at Amazon UK
Monday, 2 November 2009
Eyecandy Monday
I do realise this picture will not be everyone's cup of tea (and can only fuel the debate that's been going on over at Billierosie and Neve Black's places, lol). But it trips my switches for both "woah - hot" and "aaargh - completely freaky". I found it via Danielle de Santiago's blog but it originates in a French AIDS safety campaign. And there's a version with a woman and a giant spider too...
I've never written man/scorpion sex. But I did write some scorpion-man sex in my novella The House of Dust:
Then I see them, because when they move they generate a flickering light like the dance of distant lightning. There are four of them, scorpion-men, bigger than oxen. Their rear parts are the bodies of scorpions and from the front grow the bodies of men. All parts are covered in black chitinous plates, and when those plates rub together the light flickers into being, illuminating their staring faces. Venom-laden tails arc high over my head. There are no words spoken here. They take me from him and rip from me my torn and filthy dress.
(The House of Dust can be found in Magic and Desire.)
I've never written man/scorpion sex. But I did write some scorpion-man sex in my novella The House of Dust:
Then I see them, because when they move they generate a flickering light like the dance of distant lightning. There are four of them, scorpion-men, bigger than oxen. Their rear parts are the bodies of scorpions and from the front grow the bodies of men. All parts are covered in black chitinous plates, and when those plates rub together the light flickers into being, illuminating their staring faces. Venom-laden tails arc high over my head. There are no words spoken here. They take me from him and rip from me my torn and filthy dress.
(The House of Dust can be found in Magic and Desire.)
Sunday, 1 November 2009
Mein Herr
So it turns out that my parents have never seen Cabaret. "NEVER SEEN CABARET??" I said, aghast. "But it's a classic!" So I sat them down last night and we watched it together.
Today we're going to see Up.
Friday, 30 October 2009
Jump or Fall?
This is sweet. Very very sweet. I am absolutely delighted to announce that my short story Jump or Fall? has been chosen for inclusion in the mega-awesome Violet Blue's forthcoming erotica collection Sweet Love, due out in April 2010 from Cleis Press. A follow-up to her Sweet Life collections, this again is themed around loving couples exploring their wilder fantasies. D'you think that sounds soppy and vanilla? - Uh uh: this is Violet Blue, man! And one of my stories. There's nothing vanilla about Jump or Fall? I promise, though yes the couple are in love. Wildly in love. It's just there's this hair-raising issue standing between them and fulfilment...
Here's the official blurb for the book:
Looking to keep the heat? In Sweet Love, sex educator and bestselling author Violet Blue creates a world of lusty and in-love couples who live out their fantasies with fantastic results. She has an eye for talent and only allows the very best erotica in her anthologies: well written, truly sensual, and always with a sexy surprise. These powerful scenarios are recipes for romance that real couples can read and use as inspiration for memorable and no-holds-barred explorations of their own. The addictive, hot little shorts of this collection will have readers begging for spankings, breathtaking role-playing, exhibitionism, unexpected threesomes, and much, much more. Sweet Love's expertly crafted, explicit stories will really take you there. And Violet Blue is going to be guesting on the Oprah show sometime before publication. She may well give it a mention on air. How about that for my brush with fame? I feel giddy!
More details forthcoming as we approach publication...
Wednesday, 28 October 2009
True Blood
Wednesday is True Blood night! Yay! (No, I don't have Sky or cable. Yes, I am the last person in the world to see this show: currently on Series 1, Episode 4.)
I have confessed already that I got hooked on this show against my expectations. It really is enormously entertaining: sexy, witty and bloody. But the credits - Oh, I think the credits are inspired. The Deep South is envisioned as a landscape on a mythic level, to the perfect soundtrack. I don't remember being this horrified and excited by that part of the world since I first read Swamp Thing twenty + years ago.
Mr Ashbless, btw, has been in America for nearly three weeks now training for his new job. So far he has avoided getting shot, arrested for jaywalking, bitten by a vampire or any of that foreign stuff that goes on Over There. Today my parents are arriving to Keep Me Company instead. Oh ... joy.
No work will be done. But I will cling to my blog.
Monday, 26 October 2009
Eyecandy Monday
No naughty bits today, just a wetman. He's wet and lying down because he's been very busy being my muse for one of my vampires in Red Grow the Roses, and he is all worn out, the poor thing.
Talking of which - I've finished another chapter, huzzah! In fact I've finished the Difficult Chapter 13. That was the one I was writing when the kerfuffle over Black Lace came out into the open. Suddenly all the impetus went out off me, with a sad Ffffft noise. This particular chapter, you see, is told by a woman who gets her jollies by being humiliated by a bunch of horny men - and suddenly I was so NOT in the mood for humiliation. To the extent that I did something I almost never do: I abandoned the chapter and went off to write No. 14 instead. (Which is only about vampires trying to kill each other, so that's all right then.)
Anyway, all back on track now. Relieved.
Sunday, 25 October 2009
Ginger SPIDERS!
Aren't I mean? Nikki Magennis doesn't like dreads because they remind her of spiders, so here I am posting yet another picture of a ginger lad just for her...
Actually this picture came from a new photo-blog which, thanks to Friskbiskit, I've become a fan of: Sex is Not the Enemy. It's generally a log of pictures rather than text - men, women, gay and straight - but has entertaining sidebars in cartoon strips and quotations. Quite often NSFW, darlings.
And what a great title, eh? I want the T-shirt!
And OMG I can't resist this one:
Actually this picture came from a new photo-blog which, thanks to Friskbiskit, I've become a fan of: Sex is Not the Enemy. It's generally a log of pictures rather than text - men, women, gay and straight - but has entertaining sidebars in cartoon strips and quotations. Quite often NSFW, darlings.
And what a great title, eh? I want the T-shirt!
And OMG I can't resist this one:
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