I'm too sexy for my wood

Pirelli Calendar reject

Because there's a public road bordering my bit of woodland, there's the odd bit of detritus shed by passers-by.
Highlights of my litter-picking so far:

• 1 tyre
• 2 hubcaps
• 1 pair freshly-discarded latex gloves (WTF? Ewwww!)

If I'm not online, btw, it's because I'm here :-)