Game of ... oh dear god no.

With the inevitability of the sun rising, there is going to be a porn parody of Game of Thrones.

Game of Bones: winter is cumming. 
(link is to io9, and SFW)

The major differences seem to be:

1. less incest (you're not allowed to do that in porn), 
2. less blood (ditto), 
3. and YOU GET TO SEE THE MALE CHARACTERS NAKED IN THE SEX SCENES FOR A CHANGE.

I'd probably be in the target audience demographic, if I hadn't seen this picture of James Deen as Jon Snow.

James Deen is normally hot. But ARGH THAT WIG I CANNOT THINK ABOUT SEX WITH THAT WIG THERE SOMEONE TAKE IT AWAY NOW!!!

I have a headache.
8-(