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Monday, 13 June 2011
Eyecandy Monday
This one goes out to everyone who has to be in an office on a Monday morning...
Well, Fluffy and I were working together. Officially, I was her boss and she didn't acknowledge it. So, we had a nice tension dynamic going, which occasionally got us rev'ed up with the occasional role play after hours. The number of times one of us had to do the crawling under the desk... yummy.
One of the things that the company did was bind all of its deliverable in leather-bound books and charged $30-50k for the privilege. When we finished a project, we would make 20-30 of these books and pass them around. So we had this little factory-like setup to make it efficient.
One day, it was just the two of us in the office and I get this page "Froggy, I need you." (My corresponding nickname to Fluffy.) So, I thought it was serious so I rushed over to her to find out she made a makeshift bondage set using the plastic parts from the VeloBind (which we didn't use much less), wearing nothing but her shoes, and kneeling on the floor. Well... I helped her: on the floor, on the binding table, bent over the paper drill, and finished up on the main conference table.
I did have to untwist her bra from the paper drill though.
The next morning, my boss did ask why there were plastic ties on the conference table, but I said I didn't know. Probably someone had to use the table for space or was rearranging things. :)
i cant help it but that was the most unerotic but most funny eye candy monday ever...really..i opened the page and burst into laughter...butthead..thats all i say...laughs*...it looks really as if the ass is his head and he press his hand on his cheeks like kevin home alone...
Oh that just reminds me of the episode of Friends where Joey gets the turkey stuck on his head.
ReplyDeleteAwesome!
ReplyDelete*pout* I wish I had a job now that would let me do that. :( It was awesome when I did (long time ago, in the binding room).
ReplyDelete*snigger* - Oh Jo! Stoppit!
ReplyDelete"She had an ass like a Thanksgiving turkey" - one phrase that will not be making its way into my novels ;-)
Now I want to hear about the binding room, t'Sade. Oh, doesn't that sound kinky? ... "The Binding Room."
ReplyDeleteWell, Fluffy and I were working together. Officially, I was her boss and she didn't acknowledge it. So, we had a nice tension dynamic going, which occasionally got us rev'ed up with the occasional role play after hours. The number of times one of us had to do the crawling under the desk... yummy.
ReplyDeleteOne of the things that the company did was bind all of its deliverable in leather-bound books and charged $30-50k for the privilege. When we finished a project, we would make 20-30 of these books and pass them around. So we had this little factory-like setup to make it efficient.
One day, it was just the two of us in the office and I get this page "Froggy, I need you." (My corresponding nickname to Fluffy.) So, I thought it was serious so I rushed over to her to find out she made a makeshift bondage set using the plastic parts from the VeloBind (which we didn't use much less), wearing nothing but her shoes, and kneeling on the floor. Well... I helped her: on the floor, on the binding table, bent over the paper drill, and finished up on the main conference table.
I did have to untwist her bra from the paper drill though.
The next morning, my boss did ask why there were plastic ties on the conference table, but I said I didn't know. Probably someone had to use the table for space or was rearranging things. :)
Oh how awesome! Lucky Froggy and Fluffy! Thank you t'Sade - you have warmed up my morning no end and made me smile :-)
ReplyDeletei cant help it but that was the most unerotic but most funny eye candy monday ever...really..i opened the page and burst into laughter...butthead..thats all i say...laughs*...it looks really as if the ass is his head and he press his hand on his cheeks like kevin home alone...
ReplyDeleteAt least you and Jo are in harmonious agreement, Danielle ;-)
ReplyDeleteahahaha, Kevin from Home Alone.
ReplyDeleteWe're always in harmonious agreement, aren't we, D?
Meheheheh.