It must be Spring - those noisy gits are back in my garden, having loud sex all day and half the night.Yet if I go out to take a peek they just jump in the pond and hide.
No, not those two above - the frogs:
(I adore 'em, actually.)
Back on the interweb...
Want to win a smut anthology in which I don't feature?
I've been tagged by Charlotte Stein, who wants me to lie to you all. The idea is that I tell you seven things about myself, two of which are true. You have to guess which ones, and tell me in the comments below. Get it right and you'll be put into a hat to win a copy of the rather lovely gothic/erotic collection Bitten, edited by Susie Bright. Closing date on this will be, oh ... Next Monday.Here goes - which two are not lies?
1. As a special treat my Grandma used to feed me raw egg yolks.
2. Out of the regular cast of Friends, the one I fancied was Ross.
3. When I was a child I robbed a grave - and then spent years worrying that the dead person would track me down wanting his bit of skull back.
4. My Shamanic Power Animal is a fox.
5. I spent the advance from my first Black Lace book on surgical breast enlargement.
6. I spent yesterday night in the Underworld.
7. I like kissing.
easy peasy, 5 and 7 are not true.
ReplyDeleteWhich means you are a grave robber.
Jesus Janine...you never cease to amaze me, you the writer person, and of course the shocking, amazing, brilliant stuff you write.
erm...rereading contest rules...not so easy peasy after all. So only 2 things are true. hmmm...
ReplyDelete1 and 4?
ReplyDeleteYes, gonna say 1.
ReplyDeleteHmm. 2 or 4, 2 or 4. I'm not sure how rufus you are really...
But then, yor eye candy mondays aren't so muych about the bookish types...
Sigh. 1 and 4 then.
PS. Kissing is the best. Shakes head.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... there's just something about that grave robbing one... but I'm gonna take a chance with 4 and 6.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... My guesses would be #1 and #3.
ReplyDeleteAnd the frog thing really made me giggle, btw. In my neck of the woods it's the squirrels. Squirrel sex is not as cute and cuddly as one might think it would be.
I'm going for 3 and 6. That grave robbing thing just sounds so you!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to concur with Kat and say 4 and 6.
ReplyDeleteThere's a couple I know for sure, but the grave robbing thing just sounds a bit, I don't know, Diana Wynne Jones, to be true. Mind, Fox is the kind of shamanic totem that someone might choose for themself, as opposed to the "Mr Orange" that you get given by fate. So maybe I should go with the egg yolks.
Nah, 4 and 6 it is.
I go with 1 and 6 :)
ReplyDelete*giggles"
ReplyDelete1 and 3! Can't possibly be 5 or 7.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to go with 1 and 7. :)
ReplyDeleteForgot to mention, that is a fantastic picture. Yummy!
ReplyDeleteOh! Just saw the tag. I'll play on the weekend. Will have to think of the prize... a bottle of breastmilk? A furious six year old?
ReplyDeleteI see nobody thinks I could possibly fancy Ross...
ReplyDeleteI'm going for 1 and 6, and that's partly coz I know nothing about friends and am sad and lonely. ;-) It's also coz you know a lot of recipes which have unlikely ingredients but which are scrummy. By the way, I've not got more Doctor Who stories with tentacles in than you - na na na na na!
ReplyDeleteI think 2 and 6. But I want several more of them to be true.
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