Janine Ashbless

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Sunday, January 3, 2016

Not even funny, man...

Posted by Janine Ashbless at 10:42 AM

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Anonymous said...: So true, though. So true.; January 3, 2016 at 4:16 PM

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Janine Ashbless: Erotic fiction writing: it's not as wild and glamorous as you think. I spend a lot of time trying to keep my semicolons under control; I love the little beggars, but no one else does. I also worry about hyphenation - Blow-job? Blow job? Blowjob? - and am addicted to Spider Solitaire.

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The Prison of the Angels

In Bonds of the Earth

Book of the Watchers Vol. 2 - published 2017

Falling Deep

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Cover Him with Darkness

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Fierce Enchantments

Published 2015: fantasy and supernatural short stories

Summer Seduction

Lovers' Wheel Book 1. Published 2014, Ellora's Cave

Named and Shamed

A dark and dirty fairy tale, published 2012 by Sweetmeats Press, re-released 2017 by Sinful Press.
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Red Grow the Roses

Published 2012, Mischief: hardcore vampire erotica. Kindle

Heart of Flame

Published 2011, Samhain, romantic Arabian Nights fantasy. 4.5 stars from RT! A Dear Author recommended book! Kindle

The King's Viper

Published 2011, Ellora's Cave, republished 2017: Erotic romance in a fantasy setting. "4 Stars" - Romantic Times

Dark Enchantment

Published 2009. Paranormal and fantasy short stories. Kindle

Wildwood

Published 2008. Contemporary paranormal novel. Kindle

Burning Bright

Published 2007. Fantasy novel. The sequel to Divine Torment

Divine Torment

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Cruel Enchantment

2nd ed. pub 2005. Paranormal & fantasy short stories. Kindle

Sinful Pleasures

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Published August 2017. Includes Sweet Hel Below

Coming Together in Verse

Published November 2015. Includes 3 of my poems!

Libidinous Zombie

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Wetware

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Who Thrilled Cock Robin?

Published April 2015. Includes More Meat

As Kinky as You Wanna Be

Published 2014. Includes Jump or Fall

The Sexy Librarian's Big Book of Erotica

Published August 2014. Includes Three Legs in the Evening

Fifty Shades of Green

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Never Say Never

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Dirty Thoughts from the Back of the Room

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Best Women's Erotica 2013

Published December 2012. Includes Being His Bitch

My Boyfriend's Boyfriends

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Thrones of Desire

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69

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Underworlds

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Anything For You: erotica for kinky couples

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Foreign Affairs

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Bound By Lust: romantic stories of submission and sensuality

Published June 2012, Cleis Press. Includes Being His Bitch

The Visitor: vampire erotica

Published May 2012, Mischief Books. Includes Amuse-Bouche

Exposure: those who love to watch and be watched

Published February 2012, Mischief Press. Includes Issues and Returns

Irresistible: erotic romance for couples

Published February 2012, Cleis Press. Includes Repaint the Night

Shameful Thrills: girls who should know better

Published on Kindle, Feb 2012, Mischief Press. Includes The Auction

Red Velvet and Absinthe

Published September 2011, Cleis Press. Includes Cover Him With Darkness

The Handsome Prince

Published June 2011, Cleis Press. Includes Reckless

With This Ring I Thee Bed

Published April 2011, Harlequin Spice. Includes Forsaking All Others

Carnal Machines

Published April 2011, Cleis Press. Includes The Servant Question

Nice Girls, Naughty Sex

Published February 2011, Seal Press. Includes Good Doggy

Best Bondage Erotica 2011

Published December 2010, Cleis Press. Includes The Ingénue

Best Women's Erotica 2011

Published November 2010, Cleis Press. Includes Abigail's Ice Cream

Cast the Cards

Published October 2010: Storm Moon Press. Includes The Grief of the Bond-Maid. Kindle

The Grief of the Bondmaid

M/F/M short story - download from Storm Moon Press

In Appreciation of their Cox

Published October 2010, Ellora's Cave, reprinted 2018. "The experience will leave you breathless. 5/5" - RomFan Reviews

Alison's Wonderland

Published July 2010, Harlequin Spice. Includes Gold, On Snow
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Fairy Tale Lust

Published July 2010, Cleis Press. Includes Sleep Tight

Surprise

Published June 2010; Racy Pages. Includes In Real Life and Cherry

Sweet Love

Published March 2010: Cleis Press. Includes Jump or Fall?

Sex, Love and Valentines

Published January 2010, Xcite books. Includes Shot to the Heart

The Affair

Published November 2009: Black Lace. includes The High Ground

Misbehaviour

Published September 2009: Black Lace. Includes The Icing on the Cake

Sexy Little Numbers 1

Published August 2009: Black Lace. Includes Michelangelo's Men

Liaisons

Published May 2009: Black Lace. Includes Roadside Rescue

Playing With Fire

Published April 2009: Cleis Press . Includes Scorched

Enchanted

Published 2008. Includes Bear Skin novella. Kindle

Magic & Desire

Published 2008. Includes The House of Dust novella. Kindle

Experimental

Ravenous Romance: E-anthology includes Quarantine

Downloadable now from Ravenous Romance!

Quarantine - short story, $1.99

Seduction

Published February 2009: Black Lace. Includes Honey Trap

Best Women's Erotica 2009

Published December 2008. Includes Ritual Space

Frenzy: 60 stories of sudden sex

Cleis Press. Published November 2008. Includes Pirate Treasure
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Lust At First Bite - sexy vampire stories

Includes The Blood of the Martyrs. Out November 2008.

I is for Indecent

Cleis Press: February 2008. Includes Wet

Love on the Dark Side

Black Lace paranormal anthology, 2007. Includes Sun Seeking

Bound in Skin

CatScratch books: gothic romance anthology, pub 2007, includes the title novella Bound in Skin

More Wicked Words

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Sugar & Spice 2

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